Funny Urdu Jokes, Part-27

teacher:batao yeah konsa zamana hai
mein naha raha hoon hum naha rahey hain tum naha rahey ho wo naha rahi hai
student:mis bara sexy zamana hai

Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai….
Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii…..

Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga

Ek Sharabi eyes donate ka
e gaya,
Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ?
Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai….

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Aik doctor apne dost se:
?yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:?tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ‘jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?

TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI?
STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE.
TEACHER: KAISE?
STUDENT: JB BIJLI JATI HAI TO MERE PAPA KEHTE HAINSAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KAR DI

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola?
?sahebji sahebji kutte-G ne murgi-G ko pakar liya hai.?