Funny Urdu Jokes, Part-26

Teacher : Bacho’n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai … !!!
Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye’n

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch KhataRNak Kaam Ka
e Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
Friend : Kr Lo
Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?
Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?.??

Bus Stop pe larki ko dehk k larka bola
Tu meri jan hy tu mera iman hai
Larki ne apni juti utari,
Larka bola main b pakistan hun to b pakistan hai

eik admi ko eik bottle mili us ne us bottle ko khola to ander se eik jin nikla
jin:hukam mery aka
aka:mujhy london se lay ker pakistan tek eik bridge bana ker do
jin:aka hukam ke
y ko bola hai bakwas ke
y ko nai

Husband: Ye bacha mera ha
Wife: Waah G Waah!Bartan mera,Doodh mera,Thorra sa Qattra kye daal dia k sara dahi tera.

Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.

Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya
Doctor: says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha