Funny Urdu Jokes, Part-23

“”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !
1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?
Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.

aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa karo gye wesa bahro gye natija wali khani sonaao.
shagird:aik din hum un ke gher gye wo soye huwai tha.aor aik din wo hamaray gher aye hum soye huwai tha. natija jesa karo ga wesa bahro gye.

1 boy ne chinese larki se shadi ki
Larki 1 saal baaad mar gai
Boy bohat ro raha tha
1 Pathan dilasa dete howay bola
Bus yar China Ka Maal tu itna he Chalta hai

Exam me Sawal ayak “CHALLNGE kisy khty hy…??
student Ny pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr lkha
APNy BAP Ki AULAD Hy TO
PASS KAR K DiKHA,
its
chellenge……!!

Pathan apne dost se
Hamara biwi hum ko
Chor k chala gya,
Dost tum us ka khyal nai rakhta ho ga ,
Pathan Nai oye Qasam Khuda ka sagi bhain
Ki tara khyal rakhta
Tha.

Wife: kash tussee SMS hOnday,
Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,
Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hOnday
aysee her haftay badal laynday……!

Larki: AaJ me tume wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha.
Larka khush ho k:
Han jaldi dikhao..
Larki: wo dekho…
“Agha Khan Hospital”

Papu: I Love you
Larki: tameez sy bat kro
Papu
Bismillah HirRehman NirRaheem
With due respect I beg to say that
I Love u
sada-Qalla-hul-azeem.

Malik Nokar Se:
Tum Andar Kion Aaiy?
Tumhain Nahi Pata Tha
K Main Naha Raha Hon?
Nokar:
Maaf KaRNa Sahab,
Main Samjha Tha Malkin Hain.