Funny Urdu Jokes, Part-20

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := “par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga ” =P

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
rhe the,
.
namak kam lga…
.
1 bola “Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega…
.
Sb baithe rahe…
.
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye…
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola “Oye me zinda hu”
Baki dono bole “Chal beta namak le k aa:)

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan’ To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Challenge kise kehte hai?
ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.
pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.
apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

American Mother: Gud night my son
indian Mother: shub Raatri beta
Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair
Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab..

2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.
1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.
Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.
Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.
Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?
to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.

Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:
Kiya naam he humare ‘Huzoor’ ka?
Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:
‘sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai’