Funny Urdu Jokes, Part-19

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

*. .Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne
3 hina ko dedi
6 Maham ko dedi
or 3 Fiza ko
To ab tumhre pas kya he?
Bacha: 3 zbrdst bachiyan. .*

*. .Maa ko HAMAISHA Paka dost bana kar rakhu.
Q k maa he boy frend ko damad banany main ap ke madat kar sakti hain :p
Zubaida appa ky mammta bhary totky

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga
*~~InShaLLaH~~*

‘Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?

1 pota apne Dada se
Dada mai apni girl friend ko kya don
Dada:wo dekhne me
kesi hy
pota:
boht khobsurat hy
Dada:
to phir us ko mera number day do.

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai
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Pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .

*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy.
Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon.

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->