Funny Urdu Jokes, Part-18

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya…
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kambakhto light chali gaee.

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . .
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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan… =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D

Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti…
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

can u read fast in english !
MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
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//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai..
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*