Urdu Funny Jokes, Part-05

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, “Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi”

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
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Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

Height of Doubt
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga
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Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??

Devdas of 2011
Abbu Ne Kaha “Night Package” Chor do
Maa Ne kaha “Facebook” Chor do
Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do
Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do
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Owr
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Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge
Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do

Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon..
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Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala??
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Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain.

Question: Shadi ke waqt dulhay ko gorhay par kion bethaya jata hai??
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Answer: Last warning di jati hai, ke abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja

Baap ne baity se kaha: ‘daikho yai aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai……”
Baita:”aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bataon ga

Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls
Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem

Funny but Meaningful
Teacher: Beta Tumhary Abbu kia karty hain??
Bacha: Jo Ammi kahti hain

Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
“kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?”
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free