Funny Urdu Jokes, Part-21

3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay
Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.
Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh  my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain
Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.

1 sarkari daftar k baramdy my sign board pr likha tha.Shor na machao.Kisi ny s k neechy likha.
WaRNa hum jag jaingy.

Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna
Next Day
Father: Kiya bana result ka?
Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho, fail ho gaya hoon

1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola
doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?
Ankhon ki
kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh  yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.
                        Hajjam ne jawab diya.

2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay. Waha sheshy k box my 1 dhancha dekha Jis pr likha tha.1557 BC.
1 bola : aisa lagta hy k ye kisi truck k neachy aya tha.
Dosra bola haan shayed issi lye to truck ka number diya hy.

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye
But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!
Pata ha kiyo?
Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
“Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,
Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey..

Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy.
Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki
admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card hain
adres a/312gulshan-e-iqbal ka hay
host redio wala :  to ap unhin batwa wapas dena chahty hain
adme  : he he he he he he he nahin g usey mere taraf sy 1gamghen song suna dain

Bachay 1 Larki ko ghaseet k le ja rhe the
1 Buzurg bole:
Isko chor do ye khud school jayegi.
Bachay:Baba g ye Humari Miss he
Roz school se Date pe bhag jati ha

Pathan apnay dost se:
Aaj kal kya kar rahay ho?
Dost:
Khan bhai, MBA kar raha hon.
Pathan:
Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho!